UPDATE #4

That was quick. Today, as far as I know, we're going to visit the awesome uncle I told you about. He also just happens to have a rockin' house. He has a beasty man-cave that has a love-seat, a recliner, and a sofa. These are probably the most comfortable couches I've ever sat in. His family also owns a pool table. That's great in itself. In that same room, he has a bar for the older guys that visit. In a different room, he has a fifty-eight inch plasma tv with an Xbox, and about a hundred games and another hundred DvD's that you can watch. He collects them and loves to hang out in that room. He has a wrap-around couch  and circular automen so that several people could all put their feet up...also extremely comfy chairs. The other thing that I know about today is that we might watch the rest of the fireworks blow up. My favorite, is a small one that only throws a few sparks, so it's not dangerous, but still really loud. I'll light those in my hand, then toss them a couple feet away from somebody who's not paying attention. It's hilarious. It sounds like gun-fire, so they're immediatly looking like they're dancing on hot coal. It's great. The only problem is, once you do it a few times, they wise up and decide to pay attention to their surroundings a little more. Sometimes I can still get them during their conversation, but not often. They see me walking up with a grin and lighter, and they know something is wrong. I may be totally wrong aboout what we're actually doing today, because I just overheard this during a conversation. So if there are any changes, I'll tell you. I'm fresh out of awesome jokes, so I'll leave peacefully for once. L8r.